So I hate forwarding E-mails, but sometimes I like reading forwarded E-mails. Who am I to determine what you will find infotaining? Well a blog isn’t quite so assumptious… I think. So read on if you like, skip it if you don’t. Presenting 43 random thoughts for the day.

  1. I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.
  2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
  3. That’s enough, Nickelback.
  4. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
  5. The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase “Regards” again.
  6. Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the “people you may know” feature on Facebook people that I do know, but I deliberately choose not to be friends with?
  7. Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn’t work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ’s. We just figured it out. Today’s kids are soft.
  8. There is a great need for sarcasm font.
  9. Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.
  10. I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I’ll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone’s laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I’m still the only one who really, really gets it.
  11. How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
  12. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
  13. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m trying to finish a text.
  14. Was learning cursive really necessary?
  15. Lol has gone from meaning, “laugh out loud” to “I have nothing else to say”.
  16. Whenever someone says “I’m not book smart, but I’m street smart”, all I hear is “I’m not real smart, but I’m imaginary smart”.
  17. How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said?
  18. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!
  19. What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?
  20. MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
  21. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
  22. I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water.
  23. I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.
  24. Bad decisions make good stories
  25. Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Honestly, I know my name, I know where I’m from, this really shouldn’t be a problem….
  26. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you’ve made up your mind that you just aren’t doing anything productive for the rest of the day.
  27. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don’t want to have to restart my collection.
  28. There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
  29. I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
  30. I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people watching TV. There’s so much pressure. ‘I love this show, but will they judge me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren’t watching this. It’s only a matter of time before they all get up and leave the room. Will we still be friends after this?’
  31. While watching the Olympics, I find myself cheering equally for
  32. China and USA. No, I am not of Chinese descent, but I am fairly certain that when Chinese athletes don’t win, they are executed.
  33. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Dang it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What’d you do after I didn’t answer? Drop the phone and run away?
  34. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
  35. When I meet a new girl, I’m terrified of mentioning something she hasn’t already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
  36. I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it’s on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.
  37. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
  38. Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
  39. It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood.
  40. I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
  41. Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn’t know what do to with it.
  42. I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.
  43. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.