Why can’t spammers spell? Are they on drugs and typing on the keyboard while having a seizure at the same time? I would think that they would at least want to run their stuff through a spell checker. Wouldn’t they be able to claim more victims if they spelled things correctly? Here is an excerpt from an E-mail that I received just in case you don’t know what I’m talking about:

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